I've finally deciphered the code! Now I understand Bushspeak

For a such long time I did not see rhyme or reason in any of the words coming out of the Bush Administration. But now I've learned to find the truth in them. It's so simple - just turn the words on their head!

Clear Skies = Dirtier Skies
Mission Accomplished = Mission not yet accomplished
No Child Left Behind = All Children Left Behind (as we create more unfunded mandates)
Prescription Drug Benefit for Seniors = Prescription Drug Benefit for Health Insurance Companies
I've done more for human rights than every other President = I've done less for human rights than any other President

I'm sure that there are plenty of other examples.

It was thinking about this which gave me the initial insight:
Bush said that the UN must allow the US to invade Iraq or the UN will fade into history as an ineffective, irrelevant debating society. In fact, only by rubber-stamping the US' every demand would the UN fade into history as an ineffective, irrelevant debating society.